They've turned my hero into a girl!
And for all eternity each time I pledge my love for Willy Wonka people will think of him as a bratty gender-confused weirdo. Woe is me.
Still, the movie looked mighty pretty you know. And they kept lots of the original text in there, which pleased me. Pity about the ending though.
( That was the short version, and now - )
What's that? It's a children's movie? Oooh, that's right.
But anyway, don't worry. Contrary to what I've written, my world's still revolving. Even if two men I've never particularly liked have made an embarassing adaption of one of my favourites books, it won't stop me from pledging my undying love for the canon-Wonka.
The squirrel-like homicidal weirdo of my heart.
Still, it has a nifty poster:

And for all eternity each time I pledge my love for Willy Wonka people will think of him as a bratty gender-confused weirdo. Woe is me.
Still, the movie looked mighty pretty you know. And they kept lots of the original text in there, which pleased me. Pity about the ending though.
( That was the short version, and now - )
What's that? It's a children's movie? Oooh, that's right.
But anyway, don't worry. Contrary to what I've written, my world's still revolving. Even if two men I've never particularly liked have made an embarassing adaption of one of my favourites books, it won't stop me from pledging my undying love for the canon-Wonka.
The squirrel-like homicidal weirdo of my heart.
Still, it has a nifty poster:
