Disconcerting, isn't it?

[tilly_stratford]

Humming: Weapon of choice, Fatboy Slim
Lyric sample
Come forward, get your teeth smoked (Word!)
Come forward, get your teeth smoked (Word!)

I need mental help. A little poem I jotted down today:


Cannibal's rendez-vous

You know we're all alone, love?
Just let me kiss your ear
Just sit some inches closer
Then nothing more, I swear

But why not kiss your neck too
And stroke your manly chin?
Then hold you even harder
And let my teeth sink in

Then chew you, munch you
Gnaw and crunch you
And let my teeth sink in


And as I looked upon my scribbled notesheet (I even used a red pen without thinking) I just remembered the funniest line in all the Monkey Island games. I'll repeat it here:

(If you don't know, you play Guybrush Threepwood, a pirate - to continue your quest you have to be let in into an all-cannibal gathering. Lemonhead is a cannibal)
Guybrush: "I wanna be a cannibal!"
Lemonhead: "Great! But there's the initial trials, of course. First, you have to [random wildly unpleasant task], and then -"
Guybrush: "Agh! Did I say 'cannibal'? I meant I want to be... a cannonball! Yeah! BOOM!! Woohoo!"
Lemonhead: "... You're not quite stable, are you?"

... It's funny when you hear it. I swear!

Comments

Yes, yes it is.

[athenegenia.livejournal.com]

Although that quote from 'Monkey Island' is bloody funny (it sounds exactly like the kind of thing that my friends would say...)