I don't have an OTP *sulk*
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Today there was a political debate at my school. The representative of the Conservative Party kept making faces and holding up bits of paper with "LIAR" written on them when people spoke, and the man from the Progress Party called him "a fucking brat". This, then, is politics?
Snagged this from "the other Tilly",![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
anima_mecanique. Didn't cheat, either:
Write down the names of 12 characters. Then read and answer the questions. You can’t look at the questions (or click on the cut) until you write down the 12 characters you’re going to use.
1. Enjolras
2. Mort (from the book of the same name)
3. Alba DeTamble (the daughter in The time traveler’s wife, this won’t look good)
4. Willy Wonka
5. Tulip O’Hare (alright, a graphic novel is okay, right?)
6. Slartibartfast
7. The pilot (I’m referring to the pilot/Saint-Exupéry from Le petit prince, of course)
8. Samwise Gamgee
9. Alec Scudder
10. Jonathan Strange
11. Mycroft Holmes
12. Sir Mulberry Hawk
Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
That would just be really weird. And Slartibartfast’s just... Ew.
Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
My darkest secret... Yes, he’s hot. Whoa hot. Oven hot. In the book, I mean, not any silly-dilly movies. Ugh.
What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Well, I guess it’d be a shock for both of them. Not to mention the time and class gap involved. Especially the class gap, I imagine. Sir Mulberry would stop all correspondence to save his reputation, and who knows what Sam's ol' Gaffer would think.
Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
I know there are an increasing number popping up at![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
mr_edna_may.
Would Two and Six make a good couple?
There you go with the Slarti again! No, except maybe some weird teacher/pupil – no, ew ew ew!
Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Whoa, a het pairing, can this be? Most definitely Tulip/Alec, he knows how to handle guns. And slightly closer in chronology, I guess. Strange would be much too effeminate and bookish for Tulip anyway.
What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Supposing this is before Saint-Exupéry diappeared (but what a fic that would have been), he’d probably sit down and write some teary story of his past experiences with explotation, referring to houses with pretty flowers outisde and a sheep in a box (whoa, that was wrong), leaving Sir Mulberry to his guilty pleasures.
Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Whoa, this could work. Regarding Alba is a CDP (Chrono-displaced person – an unvoluntary time traveler), she time travels to the 1800s when she’s in her twenties. She meets up with Jonathan Strange who has finally worked his troubles out, but when he cheats on Arabella with Alba (the name was enough to drive him wild) on a passionate night in the land beyond the mirrors, much angst ensues and Strange declares himself sick of Alba, who returns heartbroken to her own time.
Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Well, hobbits are quite the snuggly type, you know, and possibly Enjolras is really a big teddy bear under that tough-leader façade. But I think not.
Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
”Broken things”. Alright, snagging from a David Byrne song, but do you get it? Sir Mulberry breaks his leg, the pilot breaks his plane. They work out their angsty and painful issues together. I rawk.
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
Oh god. Um, Enjolras is on an audience at Wonka’s to learn him the errors of his capitalistic ways (not to mention his Oompah Loompah-monarchy), but finds that white chokolate is enough to soothe even his revolutionary mind. And somehow I can’t imagine liquid chokolate not taking part in this.
Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
I can’t imagine there even exist Pilot slash out there, but then I’ve been oh so wrong before.
Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Not that I know of. She’s a child in the book! I can’t imagine anyone writing Alba fics at all.
Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
You know, I don’t think I’ve ever seen any drawings or fics regarding Mycroft…
Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Mort/Wonka/Tulip. That would be the weirdest chronology in history. And who would be the seme? Not Mort, that wuss, but I don’t think he or Wonka has enough manly ruggedness to fit Tulip’s tastes. So no.
What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
In his absentmindedness he might moan something that could effectively move Spain off the map. Or some might wish he’d groan something like "Ohh, your grace". Hee hee.
If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
Gosh, maybe With my own two hands by Ben Harper (had to google that though).
If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Enjolras/Slartibartfast/Sir Mulberry? Much talking, a bit of violence. War and long reflections on life.
What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
"Can we go to your place? Master Death doesn’t like me to bring people to his castle." Would probably have worked, you know. Strange would be so intrigued there’d be both a sixth and seventh date.
When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Huh. I guess people make fics about Preacher, but I ain’t ever seen one.
What is Six's super-sekrit kink?
Crossdressing. Doesn’t take much to figure that out.
Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Um, somehow he would. Sober, I think, a gentleman doesn’t get drunk like that. And it would happen without a word being said.
If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Uh, gee, they’re both so polite and... Well, Alba. She’s more authorative than the Pilot.
“One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three.” What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
“Enjolras and Alec Scudder are in a happy relationship until Alec suddenly runs off with Willy Wonka. Enjolras, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Mycroft and a brief unhappy affair with Sir Mulberry, then follows the wise advice of Tulip and finds true love with Alba.”
Er, it’s hard to wrap a crazy story like that up with a few words, and I’m notorious for cheesy titles, so something like “Working through the working class” might be a appropriate. No one should have to read something like that, thoughlinnpuzzle could probably illustrate it to look quite nice.
How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
A bit freaked out, but it would be kind of cute, wouldn’t it? Two nice young men, er, one hobbit, getting together and NO god this has to stop
Som står og svarver hatter uti hattemakergrenn
Today there was a political debate at my school. The representative of the Conservative Party kept making faces and holding up bits of paper with "LIAR" written on them when people spoke, and the man from the Progress Party called him "a fucking brat". This, then, is politics?
Snagged this from "the other Tilly",
anima_mecanique. Didn't cheat, either:Write down the names of 12 characters. Then read and answer the questions. You can’t look at the questions (or click on the cut) until you write down the 12 characters you’re going to use.
1. Enjolras
2. Mort (from the book of the same name)
3. Alba DeTamble (the daughter in The time traveler’s wife, this won’t look good)
4. Willy Wonka
5. Tulip O’Hare (alright, a graphic novel is okay, right?)
6. Slartibartfast
7. The pilot (I’m referring to the pilot/Saint-Exupéry from Le petit prince, of course)
8. Samwise Gamgee
9. Alec Scudder
10. Jonathan Strange
11. Mycroft Holmes
12. Sir Mulberry Hawk
Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
That would just be really weird. And Slartibartfast’s just... Ew.
Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
My darkest secret... Yes, he’s hot. Whoa hot. Oven hot. In the book, I mean, not any silly-dilly movies. Ugh.
What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Well, I guess it’d be a shock for both of them. Not to mention the time and class gap involved. Especially the class gap, I imagine. Sir Mulberry would stop all correspondence to save his reputation, and who knows what Sam's ol' Gaffer would think.
Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
I know there are an increasing number popping up at
mr_edna_may.Would Two and Six make a good couple?
There you go with the Slarti again! No, except maybe some weird teacher/pupil – no, ew ew ew!
Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Whoa, a het pairing, can this be? Most definitely Tulip/Alec, he knows how to handle guns. And slightly closer in chronology, I guess. Strange would be much too effeminate and bookish for Tulip anyway.
What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Supposing this is before Saint-Exupéry diappeared (but what a fic that would have been), he’d probably sit down and write some teary story of his past experiences with explotation, referring to houses with pretty flowers outisde and a sheep in a box (whoa, that was wrong), leaving Sir Mulberry to his guilty pleasures.
Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Whoa, this could work. Regarding Alba is a CDP (Chrono-displaced person – an unvoluntary time traveler), she time travels to the 1800s when she’s in her twenties. She meets up with Jonathan Strange who has finally worked his troubles out, but when he cheats on Arabella with Alba (the name was enough to drive him wild) on a passionate night in the land beyond the mirrors, much angst ensues and Strange declares himself sick of Alba, who returns heartbroken to her own time.
Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Well, hobbits are quite the snuggly type, you know, and possibly Enjolras is really a big teddy bear under that tough-leader façade. But I think not.
Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
”Broken things”. Alright, snagging from a David Byrne song, but do you get it? Sir Mulberry breaks his leg, the pilot breaks his plane. They work out their angsty and painful issues together. I rawk.
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
Oh god. Um, Enjolras is on an audience at Wonka’s to learn him the errors of his capitalistic ways (not to mention his Oompah Loompah-monarchy), but finds that white chokolate is enough to soothe even his revolutionary mind. And somehow I can’t imagine liquid chokolate not taking part in this.
Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
I can’t imagine there even exist Pilot slash out there, but then I’ve been oh so wrong before.
Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Not that I know of. She’s a child in the book! I can’t imagine anyone writing Alba fics at all.
Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
You know, I don’t think I’ve ever seen any drawings or fics regarding Mycroft…
Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Mort/Wonka/Tulip. That would be the weirdest chronology in history. And who would be the seme? Not Mort, that wuss, but I don’t think he or Wonka has enough manly ruggedness to fit Tulip’s tastes. So no.
What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
In his absentmindedness he might moan something that could effectively move Spain off the map. Or some might wish he’d groan something like "Ohh, your grace". Hee hee.
If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
Gosh, maybe With my own two hands by Ben Harper (had to google that though).
If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Enjolras/Slartibartfast/Sir Mulberry? Much talking, a bit of violence. War and long reflections on life.
What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
"Can we go to your place? Master Death doesn’t like me to bring people to his castle." Would probably have worked, you know. Strange would be so intrigued there’d be both a sixth and seventh date.
When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Huh. I guess people make fics about Preacher, but I ain’t ever seen one.
What is Six's super-sekrit kink?
Crossdressing. Doesn’t take much to figure that out.
Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Um, somehow he would. Sober, I think, a gentleman doesn’t get drunk like that. And it would happen without a word being said.
If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Uh, gee, they’re both so polite and... Well, Alba. She’s more authorative than the Pilot.
“One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three.” What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
“Enjolras and Alec Scudder are in a happy relationship until Alec suddenly runs off with Willy Wonka. Enjolras, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Mycroft and a brief unhappy affair with Sir Mulberry, then follows the wise advice of Tulip and finds true love with Alba.”
Er, it’s hard to wrap a crazy story like that up with a few words, and I’m notorious for cheesy titles, so something like “Working through the working class” might be a appropriate. No one should have to read something like that, though
linnpuzzle could probably illustrate it to look quite nice.How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
A bit freaked out, but it would be kind of cute, wouldn’t it? Two nice young men, er, one hobbit, getting together and NO god this has to stop
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Date: 2005-08-29 07:19 pm (UTC)The idea of Jonathan Strange accidentally deleting Spain through careless utterance is extremely intriguing. Quite a lot of colonies would be suddenly up for grabs, for one. And by the time poor Strange figured out how to bring Spain BACK, world politics would be in a whole lot of trouble.